El Presidentes New Years Honours List...2019
Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2019 11:21 am
Your all worthless & not woth any sort of Honour...
...but in the spirit of good will ( whatever the fek that is...) at this time of year here we go...In no particular order other than in that which I'm making them up...
Mr Sirch of Conrwallshire is recomended for the MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) Dutiful Moderating services.
Mr Robert 'Shortarse' Hethrington of Fabiostarsville NI is recomended for OM (The Order of Merit) for lightend flywheel service.
Frank MacSpider of MacCavesvillshire is recomended for NPO (The Presidente Order) for services to spares supply.
Mr Tony 'Upgrade' Mons of Kent nr Sevenoaks is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order) for sevices to off licences & other drinks merchants.
Mr Malcom P'Opkat of Devonshire is recomended for MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) For racing success & general motorcycle maintainace.
Mrs Tony of Mons is recomended for a LG (The Most Noble Order of the Garter) a female kighthood for putting up with Tony !
Mr or Mrs A.McQueen,depending on what day it is is recomended for KG/LG(The Order of the Garter/stockings) For being a tranny...
Mr Kevin 'Whitetop n Tails' Luxford is recomended for CB (The Most Honourable Order of the Bath) for sevices to old things.
Mr Alan F Jones is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order ) for services to Spiders & selling me his Blingy Storm...
Being as we are still in the post banking crisis, I'm still skint mode, there are no gongs just be satisfied with the fact you've been recomended for an honour in the first place...
If any of you prols want to make any additional recomendations they will be taken into consideration & may or may not be filed under B.I.N. for further consideration by the Honours panel...Me...
These Honours are by no means to be considered in relation to the sub standard, compared to a Presidente Award, Forum Awards.
Hope you all have a Storming 2019 & lets keep it rubber side down ( me included, hopefully)
...but in the spirit of good will ( whatever the fek that is...) at this time of year here we go...In no particular order other than in that which I'm making them up...
Mr Sirch of Conrwallshire is recomended for the MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) Dutiful Moderating services.
Mr Robert 'Shortarse' Hethrington of Fabiostarsville NI is recomended for OM (The Order of Merit) for lightend flywheel service.
Frank MacSpider of MacCavesvillshire is recomended for NPO (The Presidente Order) for services to spares supply.
Mr Tony 'Upgrade' Mons of Kent nr Sevenoaks is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order) for sevices to off licences & other drinks merchants.
Mr Malcom P'Opkat of Devonshire is recomended for MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) For racing success & general motorcycle maintainace.
Mrs Tony of Mons is recomended for a LG (The Most Noble Order of the Garter) a female kighthood for putting up with Tony !
Mr or Mrs A.McQueen,depending on what day it is is recomended for KG/LG(The Order of the Garter/stockings) For being a tranny...
Mr Kevin 'Whitetop n Tails' Luxford is recomended for CB (The Most Honourable Order of the Bath) for sevices to old things.
Mr Alan F Jones is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order ) for services to Spiders & selling me his Blingy Storm...
Being as we are still in the post banking crisis, I'm still skint mode, there are no gongs just be satisfied with the fact you've been recomended for an honour in the first place...
If any of you prols want to make any additional recomendations they will be taken into consideration & may or may not be filed under B.I.N. for further consideration by the Honours panel...Me...
These Honours are by no means to be considered in relation to the sub standard, compared to a Presidente Award, Forum Awards.
Hope you all have a Storming 2019 & lets keep it rubber side down ( me included, hopefully)