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What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:34 pm
by tony.mon
A parcel arrived today, the item was originally made in China.
The translation in the instructions reads:
"This is a full of vitality of the (item).full of innovation and healthy elements:by changing the use of gestures,natural products with the shape of the hand,effectively prevent the wrist and arm ache;Add rubber oil coating to prevent sweating fingers slide;Bring people into the office and the game players enjoy healthy and comfortable."
Having read that, I'm not sure I want it now....
Can you guess what it is?
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:34 pm
by sirch345
Keeping it within the cryptic information is it equivalent to a four legged furry thing
well in name only,
Chris.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:38 pm
by tony.mon
Yes, but a more specific definition is needed to win the prize!
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:55 pm
by MacV2
Gloves ?
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:00 pm
by VTRDark
Sounds like a sex toy to me.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:28 pm
by tony.mon
VTRDark wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:00 pm
Sounds like a sex toy to me.
Everything is either a sex toy or a threat to democracy to you, Karl!
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:28 pm
by tony.mon
MacV2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:55 pmGloves ?
Nope...
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:32 pm
by Wicky
Joy stick / sexy mouse
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:33 pm
by tony.mon
Wicky wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:32 pmJoy stick
No, that's the same guess as vtrdark....
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:57 pm
by MacV2
It cant be polish... can it ?
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 1:53 am
by VTRDark
Chinese mobile phone fits that description too.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:37 pm
by sirch345
tony.mon wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:38 pm
Yes, but a more specific definition is needed to win the prize!
Okay, Mac takes care of these
Chris.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 3:27 pm
by tony.mon
Funnily enough I cleaned mine today but no, isn't a polishing or cleaning product.
Chris is on the right track...
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:27 pm
by alanfjones1411
A Sooty glove puppet.
Re: What am I? (no, not me personally....)
Posted: Mon Aug 05, 2019 2:59 pm
by fabiostar
ah i know, its the new cindy fcuk master 5000 with variable speed
