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These stop oil protesters...

How do they get to these places ? They cant be walking to the services on the M ways...?

Maybe thay are using electric vehicles, which still have plastics in them...

No doubt the glues they are using has some petro chemical in its make up or packaging...

Total wonkers...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-61254935

I have been wondering the same thing.Surely they must be using vehicles to get to these sites as bicycles are illegal on m/ ways.Even if they hire/ use a bus it still uses fuel of some sort.Wouldn't Boris's water cannons come in handy now.As you say feckin wonkers.

Bose are the shittiest speakers..they spend all their money on advertising..
Ps I have a pair of Acoustic SD5 speakers for sale..and a pair of Acoustic research AR92s.

So I've come up with another million pound idea.
I thought I'd do some market research with you lot.

Based on careful observation of my one remaining cat, the thing she likes to get her tongue round most of all is not the pouches or tins of cat food, no.

It's her arsehole.
She spends the majority of her non-sleeping two hours each day licking it.

So I'm looking into a cat-cloning production line, so that I can clip the arseholes off each cloned cat and stew them up to make the most popular cat food there can possibly be.

Sure, it'll be expensive, but I reckon there will be owners who will pay a premium for the best.

I already have the marketing slogans:
"When nothing butt the best will do", and
"It's the next best thing to pussies".

I'm concerned that my bank is not recognising equality and diversity as much as they should.
Their favourite security question is "What is your mother's maiden name?
(It's Emily Jane Gruntfuttock, as it turns out, which is often too long for the field size).
She didn't marry my father for his looks or money.

That seems very sexist to me, so I have requested that, instead, they use my father's maiden name, as I find it much easier to remember.

Keep taking the tablets Tony

Chris

Moth balls. How can they tell which ones are male?

tony.mon wrote: ↑Mon Jun 06, 2022 8:16 pm Moth balls. How can they tell which ones are male?

https://www.theskepticalmoth.com/2013/0 ... ex-a-moth/

You did ask but basicaly you'd need one of each side by side to study... Oh & at the very least a magnifiying glass...

I usually read cowboy novels, buying and reading them as soon as they're published, but yesterday I was reading a World War One book.
Wife asked me why, I said it was all quiet on the Western front.

Friend of mine has just got home to find his door open and his contents missing

I figure it's his own fault for going out on his bike and leaving his wife alone with his advent calendar.

Latest Channel Four script proposal: British Breaking Bad Off.

" - and this week, bakers, I want you to make a kilo of crystal meth, or I cut the legs off your grandmother".
" Then another k tomorrow".

Another million made. All I need to do is come up with a storyline and some dialogue.

I'm beginning to think that "BBC" stands for "British Bowling Club".

Last week, half the news was about a spare, the rest about a strike.

Is California a Caliphate?