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northmanuk
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two geordies tam and pedro go for a wild night out up the toon as the last club closes they realise they have spent all their dosh on booze and birds
pedro sez ti tam " aw bugger we'el ave to walk back t sundland noow ".they make it a few miles when they come across a bus station,tam sez to pedro
"pedro get yesell in aand nick a buz and wee can drive back t sundland". Tam waits about an hour and a half na sighn of pedro then all of a sudden a bus pulls oout and stops next t tam the doors hiss open and there is pedro in the driving seat."were the bllody hell you been pedro" shouts tam , cumon Tam
daint be narkey it wasnt my fault,Sundland buz waas at the back
hey mister does pi--ing on the lemon tree make em grow better

no kid but it sure makes your ma mad (fastest indian) :crazy:
i always wanted to ride a v twin now i got one i still cant :D
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