An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams. "Don't worry about that," says St Peter, "it's only someone having the holes bored in their shoulder blades for the wings."
The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on with the conversation.
Ten minutes later, there are more blood-curdling screams. "Oh my God," says the old lady, "now what is happening?" "Not to worry," says St Peter, "they are just having their heads drilled to fit the halo." "I can't do this," says the old lady, "I'm off down to hell." "You can't go there," says St Peter, "You'll be raped and sodomized." "Yes, but I've already got the holes for that," says the old lady.
