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just thought id pop in and say hello to everyone. just made the step up from a 125 and got myself a nice shiny black firestorm, absolutely fallen in love with it and will be making some serious modifications in the near future and will probably need u guys help.

hey there ,sit down ,smoke this....welcome to the nuthouse.
i'd stay and blether but i have to GET THEM OFF ME...........

Welcome matey,

your in the right place to be asking for help, the answers may range from usefull to complete bollox though.

you have been warned.

enjoy the storm its a great bike, and a good bunch of people can be found on this here site.

i have already indulgefd myself into the 14 pages of workshop posts which have answered alot of my questions. which rims will fit and how to fit braided lines etc just gotta get myself round to doing it now.
have managed to bag myself a set of titanium scorpions though for £110 (retail £620). so those should arrive next week and then shes going on the dyno.

as for the bike its amazing, wasnt sure if i was gonna like a v-twin but i loves it. does anyone find the seat slippery though, seem to find myself hanging on 90%of the time

Welcome on Board
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does anyone find the seat slippery though, seem to find myself hanging on 90%of the time

I find it not too bad with Jeans or leathers on but my waterproofs send me all over the place. You'll get used to it and know when to grip the tank with your knees or relax as time goes buy......and if not stick some velcro to your ass

Pete.l

Welcome xxxrated

VTR1000KAZ wrote: zero's ok.. he's harmless really... wouldn't hurt a fly... just attacks poor women when they're saying goodnight to everyone!

Is it me or has Zer0 come back from the lakes a confused man

I still maintain something happened to him in Cockermouth (alien abduction or something). Thats it!!! I've sussed it. They beamed him up when we weren't looking, (there were a few twisties where we lost sight of one another), took one look at him and thought ' what the fcuk!! hes' already one of us', promptly unloaded him from their space ship, dropping him on his head. Hence the complete gibberish he's been spouting recently.

He's never been the same scine he couldn't keep up with my RT 1150 BMW........................of course he'll tell you he got lost on a roundabout, but we know the truth don't we

BigD wrote:

VTR1000KAZ wrote: zero's ok.. he's harmless really... wouldn't hurt a fly... just attacks poor women when they're saying goodnight to everyone!

Is it me or has Zer0 come back from the lakes a confused man

I still maintain something happened to him in Cockermouth (alien abduction or something). Thats it!!! I've sussed it. They beamed him up when we weren't looking, (there were a few twisties where we lost sight of one another), took one look at him and thought ' what the fcuk!! hes' already one of us', promptly unloaded him from their space ship, dropping him on his head. Hence the complete gibberish he's been spouting recently.

Thats some imagination there BigD

Chris.

DONT get Kelly started on that one again !!!!!!
Thought she was going to run away with him that Friday night !!!!

Ahhhhh Yesh. you guys are jusht jeloush Rainy I went past you so fast .the paint bubbled on that panzer you ride... Big D.. small willy... the reason we lost sight of each other is .... I WAS GOING TOO FAST FOR YA! and red ones are definatly sloooooooower , Nothing touches me in my go faster Repsol colours..... Except the Zipper!! on his silver dream machine..2 up and he left us all for dead man.....Balls of steel ,. cow shite everywhere, come to think of it we met the herd! He musta warped away at said roundabout. and i definatly got a little confused?? but it would take more than a little weed an whiskey to befuddle ol marty boy, likes-ay .Im a professional Lunger, and whiskey guzzler extraordinaire [ Tu te le mets dans l'cul, et tu te torches avec] I can outwit, outfight, and outf**k ,any man on the planet, and I BELIEVE IT, which makes me a force to be reckoned with,or borderline insane...if not completely radge! maybe just a little strange,? ....
dont worry about kelly I make ALL the Bitches wet!!!

I thought Rainmaker had put Zero in his fairing because he was tired trying to keep up.

Yeah ! You could stick Martys face to a window !!!!

Why is it I now have the urge to head back to the pics to see just who this "Marty" is???

Well I thought Martin (zero zero) was a very nice man, really, what a sense of humour, good stories and knows how to tell em. Made me laugh. Just the kind of guy you want to be part of this site..............maybe we should start a fan club, hero zero worship ?
Really everyone I met was a joy, just a pity we can't all meet up more often....................not as single bad apple.

just wish silver zipper was a bit slower...........glad he was two up, or I'd still be lost in the lakes.