Funeral

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iggy1966
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Funeral

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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed closely by a second long black hearse.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a lead
& behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a
bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose
funeral is it?"
The man replied: "Well, that first hearse is my wife."
"What happened to her?"
"My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further: "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered: "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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