form an orderly queue

Stormin Ben · Post by **Stormin Ben** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:19 pm

God how I wish I could have interfered with this 'experiment'

Richard Brunstrom -the head of the North Wales traffic taliban- get tazered

You'd have had to prise my finger from the trigger

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 7:38 am

Why is the pratt wearing his hat? Shows a clear inferiority complex to us trained trickcyclists.

Also, I can't see how "equipping our rural units...to enable them to respond faster" actually works. Can you drive faster with a Taser then?

Idiot

pmcq · Post by **pmcq** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 10:26 am

"You will not enjoy the consequences of disobedience."

Says it all really.

VeetyR · Post by **VeetyR** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:33 am

Stratman wrote:Why is the pratt wearing his hat? Shows a clear inferiority complex to us trained trickcyclists.

Also, I can't see how "equipping our rural units...to enable them to respond faster" actually works. Can you drive faster with a Taser then?

Idiot

Surely it should be city cops that get these? I just cant see rural cops using them that much.

I mean what are they thinking...i can imagine the convo....

"In order to stop shootings stabbings and violent crime in general within our cities, I think we should use more resources to police the countryside more effectively. These dangerous crime hotspots require our attention and i think in the interest of safety for our officers( from rabid one eyed sheep bandits and the like ) we should roll tazers out across our rural forces"

Twits!

desperate dan · Post by **desperate dan** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:40 am

they are welsh,and theres a lot of rural welsh sheep,mmmmmmm

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 8:44 am

In fact I'm quite behind the move to equip officers with Tasers, given some of the scum they have to deal with. It would go like this:-
1) You have been cautioned. Stop resisting arrest/kicking/spitting/biting etc. You are a druggy and we don't want AIDS or Hepatitis
2) If you don't stop (the above) we will disable you
3) Last chance
4) Kapow

So instead of having 5 officers to restrain a scumball it only takes 2 and the other 3 can be better employed elsewhere

Stratman · Post by **Stratman** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 10:51 am

Employed elsewhere? What? Drinking tea and eating doughnuts or shagging in laybys?

Where do I sign.........