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I knew it was a stinker! What about this one? Two farmers are drinking in their pub one night. One is complaining about the state of the cockerel on his farm. “I’ve got fifty bloody chickens but my pathetic cockerel will never be able to fertilise every hen in my hutch” he announces, unhappily. ...

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman "Can I have a pint of beer and a Ham and Cheese Toastie" The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and ...