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An English Man A West Indian Man And a Welsh Man all arrive at the maternity hospital simultaneously as their wives are giving birth. The Nurse comes out and says "The good news is that all the babies are fine and the mothers are also doing well." The Men sigh a collective relief. The nurs...

A dustman is going along the street picking up the wheely bins. He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, and then knocks on the door. Eventually a Chinese man answers... "Harro", he says. "Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dus...

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Like the sound of the Scorpions too, they yours?

Will have to record my Microns and put a post on YouTube.

Graeme

Poor guy. That's terrible. Rest In Peace Brother As an old t-shirt (Ogri I think) said ... "They can have my bike when they prize the throttle from my cold dead fingers!" Lucky for me, the wife loves bikes. (Makes it more expensive when you've got to buy 2 of everything though including bi...

Hi, If it's of any use to you I'm on Metzeler Sportec M-1 front and rear, no complaints and I'm on 4th rear on the run. Again, as Jaglifter said "if you don't mind changing rear twise as often as front" Wife on Prilly RS125 (full power) and Mate on Gixxer 1000 have just gone onto Continent...

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This one currently on e-bay

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Cheers

Graeme

I have a feeling I might regret this but what the heck....... Normal for a Woman? Normal for an Oz? Normal for a biker? Normal for a Medical professional? Normal for a combination of the above? Normal for none of the above? No need to go to the expense of a CT scan for an Oz surely, just ask whether...

Incredible feeling of déjà vu.... Or is it there's an echo in here? ... echo in here? .. echo in ... echo ..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: * * But seriously folks, wouldn't mind a dabble, never done a track day bit too afraid of dropping my pride and joy I suppose. Pass ...

Hi matey, As per article in MCN a few weeks ago, it's still technically illegal to wear dark :cool2 visor anytime, but national 'common sense' approach is to disregard during daylight hours. (I believe). I understand this originates from the inequalities across the country in different forces as to ...

Damnit :( All this rain (especially on this side of the Pennines) has caused lots of work for good ol 'Busby', been in today and was asked if I was willing to go in tomoz too - well it would be rude not to (9 Hrs X 1.75!). Said I was ok for full day but not interested in 1/2 - Doh! Should've looked ...

Sorry Squiffy .. I'm with him Don't do it in the aural arena for me either. Still have a ZXR 750 in the garage with a lovely sounding Yoshimura race can on it ... hit the rev limiter and it also breathes fire. (Note to self: must post the video on you tube). Goes like stink too. I bought it to put m...

You guys get to Rivington Barn much? Assuming it's de rigeur to go and be seen there that is. Went for first time a few weeks ago with a couple of mates (FZR1000, BMW Boxer) and the wife (Prili 125) via Slaidburn and the BAE place nr Preston - nice run out on the back roads then over the moor with t...

:cool2 Looks the same as in the link posted by Steve. I want one! :P Says they're upgradeable to 2Gbit - is this a max? As 4G cards are available. How long do you get from the onboard or 2G card? What's the quality of image like? YouTube standard or fullscreen 19" Monitor? Don't you just hate i...

Lucky call matey, As per article in MCN a few weeks ago, still technically illegal to wear dark :cool2 visor anytime, but national 'common sense' approach is to disregard during daylight hours. (I believe). Doh! Angel (Halo) Smiley won't work! I 'always' carry either a clear or legal irridium visor ...

Hey Rich, Can we put bike meets on here too? or do we just get one bite of the proverbial cherry for our own location? Just a thought, having just come back from my first visit to a newish Very biker friendly pub in Todmorden... Big D's Biker Cafe Bar http://www.big-ds.co.uk/ The 'car' park is divid...