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by ktd001
Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:57 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: The new firestorm of 2006?
Replies: 12
Views: 1736

New bike

Hmmm, Pete. How well did you say you did in the marital aid quiz? 8O
by ktd001
Wed Sep 29, 2004 12:56 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Help - anyone in London...
Replies: 45
Views: 4964

BM

Hi Cupasoop
Forgot to mention that I forwarded your new icon to someone but called it Beemer! Do you think BMW know? 8O
by ktd001
Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:30 am
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: The new firestorm of 2006?
Replies: 12
Views: 1736

New stuff

Ok, I know it's good to have an imagination but that is ugggggly! And why no tele-lever suspension?? Much as I dislike BMWs, the idea of front suspension that doesn't give you a clear view of your own butt everytime you brake hard seems like a good idea!
by ktd001
Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:09 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Wrong answr

No worries, I'll show you! :P
by ktd001
Wed Sep 29, 2004 9:03 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Testing time

If you get 'em all right I'm gonna be asking questions....
You know, like what time d'ya wanna meet?? :wink:
by ktd001
Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:55 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Scores

Thanks for that, nearly choked on me coffee! :lol:
by ktd001
Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:45 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Aiding

Ok, but if she smiles when you ask... :oops:
by ktd001
Tue Sep 28, 2004 8:29 am
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Doggies

I'm still trying to work out if that's sad or not?!?
by ktd001
Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:23 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Score

8 on the tricky one. That's why the cat left me
by ktd001
Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:58 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Dog toy or marital aid?
Replies: 22
Views: 1519

Dog toy or marital aid?

I got a disturbing number of the hard one's wrong. Or do I just have an interesting household?

http://www.dogtoyormaritalaid.com/
by ktd001
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:53 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Exam time
Replies: 1
Views: 270

Exam time

It's this good looking blond's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's scared to death. The gynecologist says, "You're nervous, aren't you?" She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist." He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?" She says, "Please ...
by ktd001
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:50 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: North of the border?
Replies: 0
Views: 208

North of the border?

A Scotsman, Englishman and Nigerian are all in the Maternity ward. The Doctor comes through with congratulations to them all, explaining that they are all the proud new fathers of baby sons. However he says,there has been a problem. "We were really busy, and somehow we have managed to get your three ...
by ktd001
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:46 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Medical
Replies: 0
Views: 213

Medical

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing ...
by ktd001
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:42 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Sick but...
Replies: 0
Views: 230

Sick but...

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he ...
by ktd001
Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:27 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: If men ruled the world...
Replies: 0
Views: 266

If men ruled the world...

Apologies to Kaz et al... If Men Ruled the World... Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again?" cards ...