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great fun - got 93 after 20 wrist hurtin minutes!

Whats green and hairy and goes up and down.?

A gooseberry stuck in a lift.

Not as bad as you thought - ferkin funny I thought!!

ME - 87 TIMES - BIZARRE , FUNNY, SCARY !!

BAD TASTE YES - FUNNY DEFINATELY!

It is today but not tomorrow, maybe wednesday but no way on Friday.
You may only hate everything provided no one finds out and you can only hate people who mind their own business and don't give a sh*t anyway.
I try to hate everyone on a rota basis rather than all at once.

Spot the message that touched a nerve - did my ranbt and rave reply and then realised it was on the jokes page - sorry and merry Christmas to all on the site and especially all those cam chain victims.

As a civil servant of 17 years I can spot 164 reasons to sue you for your comments - unfortunately being a normal white English male - none apply to me! This comment does not reflect the opinions of my employer, the civil service as a whole or indeed anyone who could be counter sued - NICE TO SEE SO...

+12 is purely stunts - trust me - a 1T drop front and 4 diff rear is mad enough for normal people whilst still allowing reasonable distance.

DO PEOPLE STILL USE THAT WORD...(WHILST)

I've told you lot - unauthorised photos of my mother in law will not be tolerated - and she's no Dolphin!

As the tone seems to have dropped - try this

What have a gaeynacologist and a Pizza delivery boy got in common.

Both can smell it but neither can eat it!

These last 2 jokes jokes are getting lower than my morals - and that takes some doing! - well done.

Must have been 'screw' tops !

A polar bear walks into the pub and says " could I have a Gin...........................................................................................................................................................................and Tonic please. Why the big Pause? says the barman Dunno.! I ...

Where / how / why do you find this stuff -'kin hilarious