Search found 17290 matches

by MacV2
Thu Feb 28, 2013 7:50 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Crap Joke #115
Replies: 0
Views: 577

Crap Joke #115

After a short break, too let the laughter die down... Crap Joke is back... Hold your sides Lads & girdle your titivation glands... After ten years of doing almost nothing, my pet tortoise has got himself a girlfriend, is working out and has had his first fight. He's really coming out of his shel...
by MacV2
Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:26 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: got my sp back :D
Replies: 21
Views: 1569

Re: got my sp back :D

Hooray ! Reunited at last, bet you cant wait to get a leg over her... :thumbup:
by MacV2
Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:54 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: World Superbike
Replies: 12
Views: 3373

Re: World Superbike

Well I loved it! Far too long since watching the last season. I wonder if Checa's headache will be gone by the next race? 8O There was a fair amont of pennies worth thrown down the road over the weekend. Anyone know why there is such a long wait until the next race? Pete I think it's just something...
by MacV2
Mon Feb 25, 2013 10:31 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Who wants to hear a novel story?
Replies: 75
Views: 3503

Re: Who wants to hear a novel story?

Deliverance dear boy, Deliverance. That should confuse him, eh Kev . :lol: Deliverance? You're dream job is working here? Whaa? I bow down to everyone elses' superior intellect, my feeble mind cannot handle all of this obviously :lol: Yep, he's confuzeled allright. No Virt my dream job is being a s...
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:01 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Who wants to hear a novel story?
Replies: 75
Views: 3503

Re: Who wants to hear a novel story?

Virt wrote:
Kev L wrote:Y'all Gonna squeal like a piggy wee man!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
I just don't even know how to take this..
Deliverance dear boy, Deliverance.

That should confuse him, eh Kev . :lol:
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:31 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Who wants to hear a novel story?
Replies: 75
Views: 3503

Re: Who wants to hear a novel story?

Virt wrote:Why do I suddenly feel worried?
You should be, you haven't met Marty...yet ! 8O
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:31 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: CCT's changed to manuals, now the occasional backfire
Replies: 20
Views: 3549

Re: CCT's changed to manuals, now the occasional backfire

Manuals will tick a little with a cold engine but should quieten down as things warm up. If I've over tightened or under-tightened the CCT's, what would I expect to hear? If overtightened the engine will struggle to turn over and you may get a squelching noise when trying to start the bike. If unde...
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:27 pm
Forum: Workshop
Topic: Who wants to hear a novel story?
Replies: 75
Views: 3503

Re: Who wants to hear a novel story?

Virt wrote:I don't get it. :D
It's a story about a novel, it's called 'Sarcasm & the art of confusing smart Alec's who are still wet behind the ears...'' :lol:
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:21 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cheeky request!
Replies: 11
Views: 673

Re: Cheeky request!

Thanks very much for all your offers of assistance chaps. I re-scheduled a few things and popped around and picked it up this afternoon/evening. M25 was surprisingly clear, no hold ups at all. Note to self, check the location before hitting the BIN button!!!!!!! Good glad you got it sorted. So how ...
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:18 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: nascar crash
Replies: 16
Views: 2606

Re: nascar crash

lloydiecbr wrote:hubba hubba :erection:
Your a perv as well !

I said knock yourself out, not knock one out !

:lol:
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:40 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: nascar crash
Replies: 16
Views: 2606

Re: nascar crash

cybercarl wrote:Well done Macster :clap: :clap: Not as exciting as Marty made out though. Your previous post is loads more exciting. :biggrin

(:-})



Perv...

















Tip google danica patrick & knock yourself out on the images...fnrr fnrr :Beer Popcorn:
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:32 pm
Forum: Jokes
Topic: Crap Joke #114
Replies: 4
Views: 477

Crap Joke #114

I met up with this woman from the Internet, after about 5 minutes I said:








"I couldn't believe my luck when I saw your profile, we share the same hobby."







"It was a typo" she said, "I'm really into walking, please pull your trousers up."




:Ball Kick:
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:33 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: nascar crash
Replies: 16
Views: 2606

Re: nascar crash

:this_thread_is_useless_without_pics: Where's the footage then. Lets face it, why do we watch motor sports ? Overtakes & crashes...mainly crashes . Otherwise its just round & round racing as a friend of mine used to call it.. So true. With the safety rules and regs there are less accidents ...
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:23 pm
Forum: Racing
Topic: nascar crash
Replies: 16
Views: 2606

Re: nascar crash

What happened to very nice Danica Patrick? First woman on pole and you would not kick her out of bed 8O Different series IRL,think she's still racing... I sit corrected, http://www.danicaracing.com Didn't realise she had swapped to Nascar. The big crash was in a support race not the actual NASCAR D...
by MacV2
Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Cheeky request!
Replies: 11
Views: 673

Re: Cheeky request!

Cheers Andy, the guy wants it collected asap to clear it from his mum's house. I will take a trip round there. Would it be better to cut through town rather than using the car park? Depends on what time you doing it, it may well be quicker going through town, get over the river pick up the A21 &...