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topical joke of the day #1

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Autumn tour of UK by what remains of that great 60’s band The Who is cancelled.

We won't get fuelled again, warns the Who's tour bus driver
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Due to the fuel shortage, Chris Rea has just started walking home for Christmas...
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Well as a “substitute” they could go by”magic bus”
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ChrisC wrote: Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:35 pm Well as a “substitute” they could go by”magic bus”
Yeah & you try finding fairy dust these days, thats been out of production since Labour nationalised it in the '40's & the unions went on strike in the '70's.

When Maggie privatised it in the '80's it was looking better but then the CEO was nicked for skiming the pension pot & historical sexual harassment of the fairy workforce, in the '00's...Apparently he had secret cameras in the 'Fairry dust production booths'...

I think it was being copied in China for a while but it was so shite it just didnt work as it should...

Honestly you couldn't make this up...Ohh wait a minute... :lol: :lol:
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