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MacV2
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Health check.

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Nine medical tests you can do yourself.

Wander into the back garden and piss on your neighbour’s fence (again).

If it dries quickly, you have high sodium (salt) levels and pending heart problems.
If it attracts ants your sugar level is too high and you might be diabetic.
If your piss is dark and of limited quantity, you are dehydrated.
If your stream didn’t reach the fence, you have a prostrate problem.
If it is bright pink you have kidney problems.
If you forgot to get your knob out and you pissed your pants, you have Alzheimer’s.
If you missed the fence you have Parkinson’s.
If your stream smells meaty, your cholesterol level is far too high.
If you can’t smell your urine, you have Coronavirus.

Hope that helps...
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Dickiebig
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Omg it's a pick and mix, now what do I have, well basically pretty much most of it.
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But the creaking gate hangs longest!!!
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Richard wrote: Sun Oct 18, 2020 3:18 pm Omg it's a pick and mix, now what do I have, well basically pretty much most of it.
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But the creaking gate hangs longest!!!
Well Pee on the gate hinges then, one of the above may disolve the rust... :lol: :lol:
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There’s no way I could make it to the back garden , have to carry a bucket with me nowadays just in case 😀
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:lol: :thumbup:

Chris.
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Very good Mac


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