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MacV2
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Got stopped...

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Policeman stopped me on my way home, yesterday.

He said, "Your headlights aren't working, 2 tyres needs changing and you have a large crack in your windscreen"

As he wrote all this down he said, "That's going to cost you £120"

"Great, go ahead", I replied.

"the garage wanted nearly £300"
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Pete.L
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Re: Got stopped...

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
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lloydie
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That’s good for a change :clap: :clap:
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:lol: :clap:

Chris.
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