iam outa here !

[lmao_37]

hi everyone

I finally have my visa in my hands iam leaving the uk to go an start my new life in texas with my wife n kids, iam flying out on the 28th of june and i cant wait , my wife did do a good bit bartering with my father in law and she has a 1998 ford ranger pick up waiting for me when i get there so i can do my car test and be able to drive to work in it

just one more thing of "how do you know if your a redneck"

[Jbrebel]

Good luck and enjoy!

[sirch345]

Wishing you the very best of luck lmao I hope it all works out for you both. I like your new set of wheels that the wife sorted for you.

Do keep us posted

Cheers,

Chris.

[Beamish]

Enjoy pardner! Yeeh Hah Yipee Ki A mother *******

[kevg]

enjoy yourself matey, drop by from time to time and let us know which bike you get once your over there, or a you shipping something over with you.

[Pete.L]

Imao said

just one more thing of "how do you know if your a redneck"

Hmm! that's a tricky one...let me see? You've got the pick up, are you sleeping with you sister? Do you have a fettish for Baseball caps and Chewing t-baccie? Have you ever been caught in an uncompromising position with the neighbours dog?
I know When you get there, why don't you pop down the local bar and shout out "Any Red Necks in the House" maybe you could ask one?

Pete.l

[sirch345]

I know When you get there, why don't you pop down the local bar and shout out "Any Red Necks in the House" maybe you could ask one?

Pete.l

Probably not a good idea if you want to stay

Chris.

[Tiny]

Good luck with your move, my mum and dad moved to colorado about 8 years ago and are in a much better position now than if they had stayed here.

Oh and any chance you could post me some bren gun parts? ,
but seriously good luck.

[lmao_37]

hi guys

thanks guys, sorry i wont be able to send any bren gun parts through the post cos i dont wana be in a federal prison

i cant even go in to a bar and ask any rednecks there as there are no bars or pubs or any type of watering hole for at least 50 miles but you can get your beer from the petrol station the county was a dry county from 1926 to 2007 when it was voted on to be a wet town you can now buy beer to drink at home

i wear a base ball cap i have a goatee and i have a pick up i dont use chewin backy and i dont live in a trailer lol

[Pete.L]

PMSL

i wear a base ball cap i have a goatee and i have a pick up i dont use chewin backy and i dont live in a trailer lol

Thank Gawd for that!!!
It's a close line between trailer trash and red necks and you wouldn't want people to get it wrong


Have a good one :wink2
Pete.l

[Pete.L]

Tim said

I've seen My Name is Earl, where is the line? Cos i thought they were the same!!

It's very difficult to tell just by looking, I think you have to be one or the other to know for sure.

Pete.l