Thats it!

[andyh]

As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said " I think we should start CPR" the paramedics said "no we should start heart massage" and the driver said " we should start an adrenaline drip", then Jacko gasping for breath said "F&ck me, you wanna be startin' something" Sorry

[andyh]

Coroners examining Michael Jacksons body believe they have found the cause of death. On submersing his body in water they found bubbles coming out of his butt

[andyh]

A. B. C. its easy as R. I. P.

[cupasoop]

When the 2 paramedics arrived at his house one said to the other "what do you want to try first"?

"The dodgems"

[andyh]

As a tribute to Michael Jackson, his old house 'Neverland' will be turned into a dinosaur theme park. Every child is guaranteed to go home with a Megasorearse

[cupasoop]

Jockeys at Ascot have been wearing black armbands as a mark of respect. Apparently Jacko has ridden more 3 year olds than anyone else.

[cupasoop]

Police think drugs may have been a factor in his death and have been searching his house.

They found some class A in the kitchen, some class B in the lounge and Class4C in his bedroom.

[Lawless247]

For Sale:

1 Single white glove. Slightly smelly index finger.

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