This could get messy (comes with a health warning)

[dave-sp2]

Reminds me of the first time I met my parents in law to be... she's a great cook and was eating loads... sunday morning came and they all went to church allowing me to have a massive dump in piece... it was so comprehensive that the damn thing didn't go down, the water didn't even soak away such was the seal! I was lucky it didn't over flow....

Ummmm, ummm.... down when the open hand and I pushed it around the bend.... job done.... terrible though....

hey gilly, which hand did you use?? just so i know weather or not to shake your hand when i get there friday

[goody]

Just don't ask what he does with the other one!

[IgorVigor]

I would have dipped it in before the flush

But then again....it wouldnt be the first time I have been covered in sh1t
Christmas Eve, and heavily blocked drains....bad memories

[gilson]

Reminds me of the first time I met my parents in law to be... she's a great cook and was eating loads... sunday morning came and they all went to church allowing me to have a massive dump in piece... it was so comprehensive that the damn thing didn't go down, the water didn't even soak away such was the seal! I was lucky it didn't over flow....

Ummmm, ummm.... down when the open hand and I pushed it around the bend.... job done.... terrible though....

hey gilly, which hand did you use?? just so i know weather or not to shake your hand when i get there friday

[sirch345]

lean forward to look at my magnificent chipolata

more like trying to find it Tim if you're anything like me

Hey Neil it could have been worse, just image you're an old boy now, it could have been your false teeth

Chris.

[LotusSevenMan]

LOVL.
Good one Mike.

Is that true Timbo?
Oh dear, it is eh?