geodude wrote:Nice one!!
I hear there are going to be some pests at
http://www.wyesidecamping.co.uk/ this coming weekend.
Maybe you could come along and control the dirty varmits?
I reccomend that anyone in the vicinity be very wary! Apparently this type of pest is notoriously difficult to control.
A pest in the order Mamalian, class Motorcyclist, speices Honda VTR ( Vtwinus Stormisspeedicus.)
Often found gathering near petrol stations, using various throaty calls to attract attention, can often be seen preening with some sub speices spending more time cleaning & then displaying known as ''Polishers''. While others spend a lot of time in darkened dens modiffing & tinkering in an effort to improve the breed, these being known as ''spannerheads''. At gatherings these sub speices often spend time comparing & bragging about whos best. Colouration can be varied across a broard range of fairly bright hues but it would seem that the Red variety is the most dominant as most other types seem to follow them.
Iradication has proven impossible as they are very resorcefull & often help each other when in difficulties, some control has been achived in the form of fixed & mobil traps leading to temporary removal from some areas, but this is often only short term & never more than a year before they are back to previous behaviour.
Single sightings are quite common & should cause no lasting worries, however if you encounter a group be vary wary & ensure you keep a close eye on anything bright or shiney when ''polishers '' are among the group & your wallet & valueables in general.
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
Why do HR dept's take so long too get things done???? 
