Nun joke

[chi kung]

A Hippie sits next to a nun on the bus and asks her if he could have sex with her, she said "NO! i am married to god!!" and gets off the bus disgusted. The bus driver said "she prays every tuesday night at midnight in the grave yard, why dont you dress up in a hooded robe go to the grave yard tell her you are god and demand sex?" The hippie tries this and to his suprise the nun said "yes but only if we have anal sex as i want to keep my virginity" They have passionate elbow sex and when they are done the hippie throws off his robe and cries" ha ha" I'm the hippie! The nun cries out "ha ha" i'm the bus driver!

[SWAGGER]

you ain't intending to go to heaven then

[Pete.L]

Pete.l

[Jbrebel]

Nearly spat my tea out