Pets at home

[gumbie man]

Went to my local pets at home store today to buy some tropical fish, After asking the girl assitant for some fish she then asked if i was on a motorbike (bit of giveaway,me standing there in my leathers and helmet in my hand), Upon correctly answering yes she then informed me that it was the company policy not to sell fish to people on motorbikes because they are to noisey and to much movemnt for the fish. I went elsewhere and bought some.

[AMCQ46]

was this to eat with chips or to take home alive?

if the later, then I have to say that a trip home on a firestorm when stuck up your leather jacket might indeeed be a bit truamatic...would be prety similar to a Tsunami if I was a fish

or do you have an aquarium in your tank bag!

I do like the idea of a fish swiming round in your helmet

[geodude]

"After asking the girl assitant for some fish"

I'm surprised she didn't slap you!! Oh wait.. I get it now...

[Wicky]

Took my cat to the vets in the tank bag on the storm, poor thing had a pulse of 200 bpm - Next time I got a cat box thing and a taxi...

[tony.mon]

I went out on a previous bike and bought fifty feed mice for my pet barn owl.

They kill them while you wait.

So riding home with a paper bag of dead but still warm mice stuffed down my leather jacket, I found that one was merely stunned........

Riding along punching myself in the chest trying to stop the thing from running around inside my jacket must have looked pretty amusing.

[YETI]

i went to a pet shop
i said to the assistant :CANI BUY A GOLD FISH??
the guy said :YEAH !, DO YOU WANT AN AQUARIUM ?
i said : I DONT CARE WHAT STAR SIGN IT IS .

TOMMY COOPER ,probably the best comedian ever !!!

regards
YETI..