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Hey guys its not really a joke but will make you smile.
All you need to do to find your porn name is remember your very first pets name then add that to your mums maiden name ...add the together and there you have it....mine is pinky goddard...what's yours lol...:)
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Oddly enough mine would be "Floyd Douglas"

(yes pinky had a dog called Floyd!)
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Mine is rather boring, but I once asked this question to someone at uni, many years ago. He replied "Fluffy Dimwoody", which I found hilarious, still makes me smile even today!
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Tufty Black.....................you may have seen some of my films in the late 80's :lol:
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Spider Mann how cools that


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Spit Loveday :thumbup:
So glad for the madness.
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Ming Johnson....

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Sonkut wrote:Spit Loveday :thumbup:
this is the current winner :D
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Tinkey Tippett :D
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Spot Brown. :lol:
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Robbie Mann


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Fluffy Spearing, worryingly.

(If this is just a scam to get my mother's maiden name as it's probably my password, I'm on to you- it's actually "Fluffy1")
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Ben Dover !!!
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RAINMAKER wrote:Ben Dover !!!
you made that up..............and if not, that is now the best one so far.........if you are into gay porn, which we are not, not even Benny :D
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RAINMAKER wrote:Ben Dover !!!
Ben, it's me your old mate Phil, Phil McAvity. Missed you.
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