fly swatting

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alec
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fly swatting

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her Husband stalking around with a fly swatter "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies", he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone...
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Re: fly swatting

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Bucking frilliant and so true. :lol: :clap:
GAS GRASS OR ASS NOBODY RIDES FREE
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