WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
> > >
> > >WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
> > >
> > >WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
> > >
> > >WIFE: - - - silence - -
> > >
> > >HUSBAND: "F**k"
