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Murv
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Kev L wrote:Welcome back to Dr Storms clinic. The semen is absorbed back into the system with no I'll effect. You still ejaculate fluid but it is like Maltesers, it has a less fattening centre!
And for Murv, you still chuck your muck but your cousin don't get up the duff though innit!!
:lol:

Makes sense I suppose. Doesn't seem right though, millions of the poor little buggers all scratching in futility at the locked door before finally passing away.
Still, better than drying out on the sock I suppose
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My neighbour just had it done on the nhs, he's been off work for a month or more. The nhs butchers cocked it up (pun intended), he's been left with a hole in the sack after several nasty infections.

I'm going private for my snip, £400, no stitches or any of that sh1t.
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templ8 wrote:he's been left with a hole in the sack after several nasty infections..

:sick: thanks for that I winced when reading it, and am now sitting cross legged..........can we change the subject :Argue 1:
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Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done. 8O
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cybercarl wrote:wombles that, the thought of it alone scares the sh1t out of me. It's bad enough have a caffita inserted :eek2

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haha . where do you get that done? starbucks!

i had the V mod done and had no probs at all. the system was even available for limited use about about 4 days later. a few nurses took photo,s and wanted autographs but other than that all went well..
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Kev L wrote: Murv, you still chuck your muck but your cousin don't get up the duff though innit!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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pinkyfloyd wrote:Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done. 8O
Pinky society wants you to have it done!! :lol:
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lloydiecbr wrote:But where dose it go ?
I have thought about it in the past, but not for long lol
The other half wants me to get it done :-(
I think I'll have to man up and have it done . But where dose it go !!!
As Kev says it gets re absorbed mate.

Don't forget, the sperm is micro scopic, so your not re absorbing a full scrotum full of 'man batter' each time :wink:

If your thinking of it but feel a bit aprehensive, trust me there's nothing to be worried about (you proberly will still be worried naturally, like I was even after being reassured ha) but when it's happening it's not bad at all :thumbup:
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Kev L wrote:
pinkyfloyd wrote:Mrs Pinky wants me to have it done. 8O
Pinky society wants you to have it done!! :lol:

I resent that remark My genes are the best in the world. I mean just look at this image of lovelyness that I spawned.

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Who couldnt love that and want more of those wee critters!
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if you removed the eyes from the picture pinky just posted................that is what your ball sack will look like when they have finished with it :lol:
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stop moaning just get there and get it done had mine done about 9 yrs ago back to work in 3 days then had my jumper chopped off about 2.5 yrs ago back to wor in 4 days put it this way if she falls pregnant again youll not get an new bike or parts for another 19 yrs lol :thumbup: :thumbup:
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My manager at work had the snip last year....NHS, it wasn't quite as smooth as planned. Loads of pain & he can't get it up now.

This information was relayed to me via an ex work mate who has been shagging his mrs......

He is a right moody wonker, well moody anyway.
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toonarmy wrote:stop moaning just get there and get it done had mine done about 9 yrs ago back to work in 3 days then had my jumper chopped off about 2.5 yrs ago back to wor in 4 days put it this way if she falls pregnant again youll not get an new bike or parts for another 19 yrs lol :thumbup: :thumbup:
You sure your not going for gender re-assignment in bit's fella? You seem to be having a fair bit shaved off there!
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I had mine done 6 years ago, 1030 am, back roofing by 1230.
back in bed by 2.30 with infection 2 days later all ok they were twice the sise and purple, I GOT THEM OUT AT TEA BREAK TO SHOW THE LADS. "Big well hard gordy" choked on his tea then wanted a feel.
No lasting effects.
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Mine were done 4 years ago - took an hour as "it was cold" left hand anaesthetic didn't take - that smarts when they put the knife in. Another jab and all was cool. "blue balls" pain for a few weeks while my tadpoles worked out where to go....


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