Bit of a rant

[MacV2]

Is this Latin?
Cunny Linguis.....

No it's Anglo Saxon & you speld it rong too.


Cunnilingus, [kuniling-gus] n stimulation of the vulva with the lips or tongue ;one who practises this.

Anglo Saxon word derived from the practice of drinking from the furry cup.....

OK I made that last bit up.....

Sound cheers mate ;-)

What about Rotundous Illegitama?

Don't put yourself down Scott.....

[scott02464]

No it's Anglo Saxon & you speld it rong too.


Cunnilingus, [kuniling-gus] n stimulation of the vulva with the lips or tongue ;one who practises this.

Anglo Saxon word derived from the practice of drinking from the furry cup.....

OK I made that last bit up.....

Sound cheers mate ;-)

What about Rotundous Illegitama?

Don't put yourself down Scott.....

Na mine would be Greekious Godious

[scott02464]

No it's Anglo Saxon & you speld it rong too.


Cunnilingus, [kuniling-gus] n stimulation of the vulva with the lips or tongue ;one who practises this.

Anglo Saxon word derived from the practice of drinking from the furry cup.....

OK I made that last bit up.....

Sound cheers mate ;-)

What about Rotundous Illegitama?

Don't put yourself down Scott.....

Na mine would be Greekious Godious

[Murv]

caveat emptor!! Love it mate.
And you are right. To me, there's no issue either. Oh, and I got some space on my leg so maybe that wise old Latin phrase will go on there in nice black ink.
What a brilliant language, totally underused unless you are a gardener Isn't it weird that outside the Vatican I think, there seems to be no place on earth which still uses it on a day to day basis. Considering that in bygone times Latin must have been as used as English. Unless someone else knows any different of course...on this forum?....highly bloody likely

Latin, used all the time in pest control, Rattus Norvigicus, Picca Picca, Vespa Vulgaris, Mus Domesticus, Blatta Germanicus to name but a few....

Go on then name that pest, give it it's common name with no google allowed!

Rattus Norvigicus: Rat
Vespa Vulgaris: Wasp
Blatta Germanicus: Cockroach

No idea what the others are

[MacV2]

caveat emptor!! Love it mate.
And you are right. To me, there's no issue either. Oh, and I got some space on my leg so maybe that wise old Latin phrase will go on there in nice black ink.
What a brilliant language, totally underused unless you are a gardener Isn't it weird that outside the Vatican I think, there seems to be no place on earth which still uses it on a day to day basis. Considering that in bygone times Latin must have been as used as English. Unless someone else knows any different of course...on this forum?....highly bloody likely

Latin, used all the time in pest control, Rattus Norvigicus, Picca Picca, Vespa Vulgaris, Mus Domesticus, Blatta Germanicus to name but a few....

Go on then name that pest, give it it's common name with no google allowed!

Rattus Norvigicus: Rat
Vespa Vulgaris: Wasp
Blatta Germanicus: Cockroach

No idea what the others are

Join Carl at the back of the class & write out 1000 times ''I must use the full common name, Norway Rat, Common Wasp, German Cockroach.''

Which reminds me how do you tell the difference between a German & an Oriental Cockroach ?

Mac Head of Pest Control.......

[marravtr]

Join Carl at the back of the class & write out 1000 times ''I must use the full common name, Norway Rat, Common Wasp, German Cockroach.''

Which reminds me how do you tell the difference between a German & an Oriental Cockroach ?

Mac Head of Pest Control.......[/quote]

one's got slanty eyes and does a mean stir fry, the other likes eating sausage and making porno's!!

[MacV2]

Join Carl at the back of the class & write out 1000 times ''I must use the full common name, Norway Rat, Common Wasp, German Cockroach.''

Which reminds me how do you tell the difference between a German & an Oriental Cockroach ?

Mac Head of Pest Control.......

one's got slanty eyes and does a mean stir fry, the other likes eating sausage and making porno's!! [/quote]

Good answer that man.....although that's not the one I use....It's....German Cockroaches are the one with the little pointy helmets and a small moustache......


By the way Wolfie don't get too excited now, but you can expect a plop on the mat any day soon.......

[VTRDark]

one's got slanty eyes and does a mean stir fry, the other likes eating sausage and making porno's!!

that made me laugh.

(:-})

[marravtr]

Join Carl at the back of the class & write out 1000 times ''I must use the full common name, Norway Rat, Common Wasp, German Cockroach.''

Which reminds me how do you tell the difference between a German & an Oriental Cockroach ?

Mac Head of Pest Control.......

one's got slanty eyes and does a mean stir fry, the other likes eating sausage and making porno's!!

Good answer that man.....although that's not the one I use....It's....German Cockroaches are the one with the little pointy helmets and a small moustache......


By the way Wolfie don't get too excited now, but you can expect a plop on the mat any day soon....... [/quote]

Oooooo is it a 18yr old mail order bride! if its bsm's mankini you can keep the fecker!

[tonyt382]

andy
the reason im selling the bike
1. i cant get on with the riding position
2. it wont fit through my gate
3. have to leave it parked outside
4. its mine and i can do what i want with it
5 just put new tyres on
6. developed the death rattle so replaced the ccts
7. racing next year

tony

[SneakyF]

At least the guy didnt shove it in a window of the local bike shop inflating the price by a few hundred quid. It would have pissed me off to see it everyday in a window plainly the tw@ trying to make a few quid. However on ebay hes chancing things and might not even get what he paid you.
Just seen Tony's reply and he dont seem the dealerish chap hes painted out to be.
Anyway heres hoping it all turns out to be good for the both of you.

[MacV2]

At least the guy didnt shove it in a window of the local bike shop inflating the price by a few hundred quid. It would have pissed me off to see it everyday in a window plainly the tw@ trying to make a few quid. However on ebay hes chancing things and might not even get what he paid you.
Just seen Tony's reply and he dont seem the dealerish chap hes painted out to be.
Anyway heres hoping it all turns out to be good for the both of you.

It's only Jacko who thinks he's a dealer, Tony's bought it off him & has a right to do what he wants with it once he owns it. See Tonys point no.4.........

[SneakyF]

Just seen Tony's reply and he dont seem the dealerish chap hes painted out to be.

And thats says.............................

[seb421]

Cut the guy some slack, he bought the bike at an agreed price its his to do as he pleases, if he doesn't want to keep it what's wrong with that?

I got a bike off a mate and sold it for over double what I paid him for it, I didn't have the room and it wasn't something I wanted to ride so it went when I didn't need it

Sent from the Bat Cave via Cup and String

[jacko]

OK guys maybe i need to call this a day
Maybe it was a bit rash of me to start this little rant but hey what are forums for
If Tony aint a dealer then i hold my hand out and my appologies
You must admit tony it did look a bit suspect
Sorry about the chain tensioners but again thats just the luck of the draw. Hope the sale goes well and you do good on the track next year

so now the group hug is over can we all just go back to the pub

Cheers guys

Jacko