Chain Letter

[iggy1966]

As opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs
nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e- mail to nine of your mates who are just as virile as
you.

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton (don't
forget some ventilation holes), and Send it to the person who is top of
your list.

Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive
823,542 women through the post, statistically, among those women will be
at least.

0.5 Miss worlds.

2.5 Models.

463 Wild n*mphos.

3,234 Good-looking n*mphos.

20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms.

In total, that is 24,096 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited,
and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off, and the best of all,
your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come
back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One guy for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original woman back, still in the old dressing gown he
sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusative
expression on her face, On the same day, the international model he'd
been living with since he sent off his old woman moved out to live with
his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain parcel).

While i am sending this letter, the guy that is in 6th place above me
has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion, outside his ward are 452 more packages,

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying s*x life,
no expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities that
only interest women just so you can sc**w her, no obligations, no grumpy
old mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like engagement or
marriage,

Do not hesitate, send this letter to 9 of your friends today