WALKING along the beach, a man finds a bottle. He rubs it and a genie appears.
"I'll grant you three wishes," the genie says. "There's just one condition. I'm a lawyer's genie, so for every wish you make, every lawyer in the world gets the same thing, only double. "
After thinking a moment, the man says, "For my first wish, I'd like $10 million."
"Lawyers will get $20 million," the genie reminds him. "What else do you want?"
"Well, I'd love to have a new red Porsche," he says.
"Done! What's your last wish?"
He looks down, thinking for a minute, then smiles up at the genie, and says,..."Well, y'know, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."
Lawyer Genie
Lawyer Genie
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."