Crap Joke #152

[MacV2]

I was doing a job on Tuesday for a tenant with a mouse infestation & he was looking very very glum, so I asked him what was up.





"Well, I can't afford anything anymore so I've had to cancel my golf and gym memberships, my Sky TV package,sold me BMW M3 and have to cut out the fags,drinking & the daily betting shop trip." he sighed.






"Because of the recession?" I asked.





"No" he replied. "I've been forced off benefits and been made to get a bloody job."

[lloydie]