Crap joke #185

[MacV2]

Lloydie went to a Welsh pole dancing club last night.














Or as it's better known a kebab shop.










No Americans, Irish or even American/Irish were offended by this joke...

However apologies to any Sheep viewing who may have taken offence...

I'll get me woolly jumper on the way out...

[VTRDark]

However apologies to any Sheep viewing who may have taken offence...

Is that from you or Lloydie

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[lloydie]

I don't apologise I go back for seconds :-)

[VTRDark]

Should Virt worry if he wears a jumper.

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[lloydie]

Should Virt worry if he wears a jumper.

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He came back for seconds but couldn't handle thirds :-) he's still young and has no stammer

[Virt]

stammer? I have a stutter if that counts for anything

stamina perhaps?

[lloydie]

stammer? I have a stutter if that counts for anything

stamina perhaps?

you did find the words hard to find did you not

[Virt]

I found a lot of things hard to find

[lloydie]

I found a lot of things hard to find

Don't worry you'll grow out of it :-)

[Virt]

[AMCQ46]

the follow up is better than the main joke

[mattycoops43]

I am HIGHLY offended.




Mainly by the lack of comedy content. There is such a thing as trades descriptions act you know! I am off for some counceling for my trauma at being subjected to this topic. Expect a claim soon.

[MacV2]

I am HIGHLY offended.




Mainly by the lack of comedy content. There is such a thing as trades descriptions act you know! I am off for some counceling for my trauma at being subjected to this topic. Expect a claim soon.

It's clearly titled as ''Crap Joke...'' your claim will be returned forthwith as nonsense as it can't be deemed to be in contravention of trade description, as it is in fact a crap joke.

Claim can be returned with or without lube to aid insertion to where the sun don't shine...

Yours Snatch, Grabbit & Sue. Solicitors in law on behalf of ''Crap Joke Publishing.''

Crap Joke Publishing is a subsidiary of Mac & Franks Acme Corp. Purveyors of fine hats.

[VTRDark]

Claim can be returned with or without lube to aid insertion to where the sun don't shine...

Yours Snatch, Grabbit & Sue. Solicitors in law on behalf of ''Crap Joke Publishing.''

Crap Joke Publishing is a subsidiary of Mac & Franks Acme Corp. Purveyors of fine hats.

PMSL

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