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Crap joke #192...

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This one is bad...




Delays are expected on the East coast main line to London this afternoon after a swan landed on the track.






















Network rail say it was a cygnet failure.



















I did warn you...
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Anther armless joke.





















Get your coat :roll:

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That was fowl :lol:
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Hairy biker wrote:That was fowl :lol:
You were warned...but that is the sort of quality response I like ... :thumbup:
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cybercarl wrote:Anther armless joke.


Get your coat :roll:

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Quite right no arms involved at all in the making of this joke...

An armless joke would be....


What do you call a man with no arms & no legs, in the sea...?
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bob
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AMCQ46 wrote:bob
Indeed, the oldies are always best, eh Al :thumbup:
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MacV2 wrote:Indeed, the oldies are always best, eh Al :thumbup:

Thats what I keep telling Virt :lol:
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AMCQ46 wrote:

Thats what I keep telling Virt :lol:

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