France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks
at Euro Disney,following last night's display that
caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to
surrender.
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Did you hear about the rifle for sale on E-Bay? "FOR
SALE, French rifle, never fired, dropped once."
France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The
last time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right
through France with a German flag.
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The only way the French are going in is if we tell
them we found truffles in Iraq.
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I don't know why people are surprised that France
won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!
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Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried.
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Going to war without France is like going deer hunting
without your accordion.
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Q: Why does the new French Navy have glass-bottom
boats?
A: So they can see the old French Navy.
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Q: How can you recognize a French veteran?
A: Sunburned armpits.
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Q: The French have just ordered a new national flag.
A: It's a white cross on a white background
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Q: Where do you find 60 million French jokes?
A: In France.
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: It gives them speedier reactions.