Crap joke #220

[MacV2]

Scraping the barrel this is some deep Crap...


I think my cat's been eating Chinese.














He's got a mousey tongue.















I'll grab me little red book on the way out through the cat flap...

[VTRDark]

That is crap.

(:-})

[lloydie]

What !! I don't get it !

[Kev L]

Here you go Lloydie -

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong

Mao Tse-tung (pronounced very similarly to mousey tongue!!!)

[AMCQ46]

if you have to spell it out it is even more crap that you thought

[Kev L]

Given the era Mao Tse-tung was in charge I thought it's a generational thing, that's why I gave Lloydie a sporting chance to fully appreciate the crappiness of the offering. I thought it was quite good!!!!

[lloydie]

:-(

[Jamoi]

I'm far too thick/young to have understood this, without being spoon fed the punch line

Must read more books! Or stop loitering in the jokes section...

[Kev L]

It's good to learn something new every day, even if it's completely useless!!!

[lloydie]

It's good to learn something new every day, even if it's completely useless!!!

And it was lol

[Jamoi]

I'm certainly learning lots every day, I'll leave that up to you as to how useful this stuff is!

[Kev L]

Next time you're in a field in Wales checking out the local poles (ooh err!) you can regale your companion with your extensive knowledge of World leaders through the ages!!!
If that don't work you could always try it on that group you were with in your introductory post. Sure they would love it.

[MacV2]

Well you see that was the idea of putting the line ''deep crap'' at the top.

I had a sneaky suspicion that somewhere someone would step up & say...''I don't get it''. Thanks Lloydie you bruddy philistine !

Now as much as me & Kev agree to disagree on a lot of things at least he knows a bit of history, well he has been around longer than most, so thanks Kev for showing the Muppet the way forward.

Must go know I have another 999 miles still to march.

[Jamoi]

Next time you're in a field in Wales checking out the local poles (ooh err!) you can regale your companion with your extensive knowledge of World leaders through the ages!!!
If that don't work you could always try it on that group you were with in your introductory post. Sure they would love it.

you've got me in stitches! My mate gets when I mention things like "hello mate" and "how are you?" So, I think that would somewhat blow his mind

That group of girlies on the other hand... Oxford graduates I'm already out of my depth when I mention things like "hello girls" and "how are you?"