Marty walked up to the counter in Marks & Spencer this morning and said to the lady at the counter...
"I bought these from here yesterday and look! There's a little maggot inside."
She said, "Sir, please button up the boxer shorts."
Crap joke #221
Crap joke #221
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #221
Yep crap very crap .
We all know agent p hasn't seen it in a very long time !!
We all know agent p hasn't seen it in a very long time !!
Re: Crap joke #221
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Re: Crap joke #221
ferk off the lot of ya......
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........

it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........

HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!
Re: Crap joke #221
Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya......![]()
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........
So that was the last time you saw it ?
Or played with it...?
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Re: Crap joke #221
mac, why would you assume I would put my correct date of birth down on a public forum.......you sir have FAILED!!!MacV2 wrote:Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya......![]()
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........
So that was the last time you saw it ?
Or played with it...?
HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!
Re: Crap joke #221
Nah not failed Marty, it says according to & ends with a ? So I'm asking for confirmation not stating. I did think it was wrong...31 ? more like 51...agentpineapple wrote:mac, why would you assume I would put my correct date of birth down on a public forum.......you sir have FAILED!!!MacV2 wrote:Now according to your profile your 31, so in 1988 you were 6 correct ?agentpineapple wrote:ferk off the lot of ya......![]()
it was there in 1988, thats all i have to say about that........
So that was the last time you saw it ?
Or played with it...?
You still haven't answered the question though... 1988 was 25 years ago, you might not have seen it since then, I do hope you have at least washed it...You could do it by Braille I suppose...

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