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It was boiled wearing a leather thong...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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No no VTR girl you never boil rabbit :(

Ragout of Rabbit
1 Over ready Rabbit, salt & pepper, 3tbs plain flour, 2oz butter, 3 onions, 1 pint of chicken stock, 2 slices of lemon, 1 bayleaf, quater pint of sherry/Port.

Coat rabbit in flour salt & pepper. melt butter in pan cook rabbit, remove from pan when done. brown onions add lemon pour over stock bring all to the boil add rabbit & bay leaf simmer for 30 min. Stir in sherry.
Serve on nice shiny silver platter with just your Leather thong on.
Remember Girlys the way to a mans heart is through his stomach :wink:
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Not keen on rabbit ! How about you rustling me up some lamb ? Same bit of leather though ! :roll:
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vtr vicki wrote: Remember Girlys the way to a mans heart is through his stomach :wink:
And through his pants :wink:
Rich.

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I think Cuppa's hit the nail on the head there... rabbit or no rabbit...
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Ridding away with the bunny in her elbow bag, she was thinging about what recipe she could use.What a great day she was having,glad to get away from all the bickering and squabling from everyone on the home site
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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Gee, Paul, we had such a nice little story happening there a while back... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Girlie_Biker wrote:Turned out to be a slower speed spill than she expected, aparted from wounded pride the young man was OK.

Assuring him that it didn't look quite as embarassing as he thought, she left him waiting for the AA to collect him and his now sadly damaged Storm.

With a flick of her hair and a sympathetic smile she felt the familar excitement rise as she restarted her machine, the engine awaking from slumber, growling in anticipation of their continued partnership.
Ok VTR girl
She lowered herself gently onto her hot throbbing machine as she placed a small piece of paper into the pocket of her skin tight leathers.
On the paper was the telephone number of the Australian hunk that she had just saved.

She had a little struggle with her zip as she it passed over her erect nipples and then glancing over her shoulder she turned and gave her new hunk a smouldering wink and with a slick wheelie she sped down the steep and twisty road to the nearest Asda Superstore.

As she walked down the isles she turned every man’s head with her strong confident stride and perfect body. She picked up the sherry for the bunny recipe and headed for the section marked “Massage oil” this was one dinner date her Australian prey would never forget.
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Poor bunny :(
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Good one Vicki. lmho! :lol: And I thought it'd be good ol' Yella to turn the story sexy! :wink: :lol: :lol:
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Good one Vicki. lmho! And I thought it'd be good ol' Yella to turn the story sexy!
Me too....Now stop messin about and give me another recipe. You've got my mouth watering with the main course and now I'm ready for desert :P
How ya gunna get that into the story guys & girls?
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A short blast away, and the leather clad babe was home. Bike put to bed.
She entered her apartment, flicked the lightswitch, dropped her shopping and walked towards the bathroom, slowly removing her leathers.
Time to cool off ! For now anyway, she thought !
Just what she needed, the water gently caressing her lithe body, relaxing her but at the same time invigorating her.
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She had a little struggle with her zip as she it passed over her erect nipples
.........I'm hoping the jacket zips to the side :? :?
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The water felt so good against her silky tanned firm skin that she drifted off into a deep sleep.
She dreamt of the night of passion ahead of her and how she was going to show her new Australian stud some real British hospitality.
She had been alone for so long and yearned for the hard naked body of a younger men.
Suddenly she was awake it was the door bell “ho my god” she yelled it was 8.30 how long had she been asleep, she ran to the door covered only by the smallest of small towels to greet her date……….. She opened the door to find her husband back early from Donnington.
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pmsl ! Nice 1 Vicki ! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How come hubby did'nt have a door key ?
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