A guy is standing...

[MacV2]

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget.

All thoughout the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy does not get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

''Wow'',comments the midget,''Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!'' Surprised and flattered the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. ''Listen, I know this is a rather strange request,'' says the little fellow, ''but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them.'' Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.

The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the mans balls, and says loudly...




















''Okay, hand over your wallet or I'll jump!''

[ging500]

Lol, classics

[turbo_billy]

What are you doing man......have you taken leave of your senses.........was the injury from the accident worse than we all thought........I mean, that joke was FUNNY.........

[lloydie]

Ha ha ha

[Hairy biker]

[lumpyv]

well I was once standing in a urinal beside a gentleman of afro-Caribbean extraction who was very well endowed.
I asked him if there was anything I could do to improve my manhood, perhaps to match him ?
he said that when he was a boy his dad told him to hang a weight on it and let it dangle down his trouserleg.

home I went and had a go

a week or so later I bumped into the guy in the street. he asked how I was getting on ?

"well" I said its started to work

"its turned black"

[Hairy biker]

classic, I heard jethro tell that one once, it took about 20 mins.

[VTRDark]

(:-})

[turbo_billy]

I was in the toilet when Linford Christie came running up to the urinal next to me, whipped his manhood out and had a good gut busting p*ss. "Just made it" he said. I looked over and said "Can you make me one too.....?"

[Hairy biker]