Crap joke #227

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Crap joke #227

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I asked Marty "If you had 10 girl's phone numbers in your left pocket, and 15 girl's phone numbers in your right pocket, what would you have?"









After lots of head-scratching and a bit of mental arithmetic he eventually said, "I know! I'd have 25 girl's phone numbers!"








"No," I told him,

























"You'd have someone else's trousers on''
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I liked that :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:
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Very good I like that one :p
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:clap:
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