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Crap joke #236

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"I'm going to have to get my bike serviced" my mate said to me "I've just been left standing at the lights by a bloke on a Yamaha psrs750"






"What do you expect? I asked "Your bike is only 125cc"







"I know but a psrs750 is an electronic organ" he replied.
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Now that's worse than yesterdays. They getting really bad now. :thumbdown: Casio will be around later to sort you out.

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a truely crap joke.........but at least playing with your organ will be good physio :wave:
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AMCQ46 wrote:a truely crap joke.........but at least playing with your organ will be good physio :wave:
:sick:
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Virt wrote:
AMCQ46 wrote:a truely crap joke.........but at least playing with your organ will be good physio :wave:
:sick:
the keyboard YMV, I meant the keyboard....... it is good for developing movement and strength in Mac's fingers and wrist.

you clearly have become tainted by online porn [the ohlins web site?] and see sexual references in every discussion :D
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AMCQ46 wrote:
the keyboard YMV, I meant the keyboard....... it is good for developing movement and strength in Mac's fingers and wrist.

you clearly have become tainted by online porn [the ohlins web site?] and see sexual references in every discussion :D
First, it's not YMV :lol:

And I haven't actually viewed the ohlins website. I want to, but it would be very NSFW :lol: And that's usually because there ARE sexual references in every discussion.

Back on topic, truly groan inducing Mac. Well done :lol:
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Virt wrote:
AMCQ46 wrote:
the keyboard YMV, I meant the keyboard....... it is good for developing movement and strength in Mac's fingers and wrist.

you clearly have become tainted by online porn [the ohlins web site?] and see sexual references in every discussion :D

Back on topic, truly GROIN inducing Mac. Well done :lol:
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Mac that's a new low and I didn't think it was possible
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lloydie wrote:
:confused:

Mac that's a new low and I didn't think it was possible
At least this one mentioned M/B's...

Yesterdays Bob the builder quip was funny, today's is a mere chortle verging on a mild groan IMO.

Obviously you have all had your chuckle glands removed at some stage you miserable bunch of gits...

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I replied you hum it Son I'll play it...
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