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tony.wilde1
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A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for £150.

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend £5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150.

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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Post by Max »

Hi tony How's the bandit going ???
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well...

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the bandit hopefully will be going tomorrow..have it for sale in mcn...for 1750 ono....just going to use the xl600 now for a while.....lost some contracts and got a bit poor and all that!!cheers!
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Sorry to hear that.
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ugh

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thats life sometimes max...oh well!! :roll:
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Post by sirch345 »

LOL Good joke Tony

Sorry to hear about your B12 :!:

Chris.
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