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As a srae rabour in swatshop floor Mac & Flanks Acme Corp I find this insurting...prease remove.
Wi Wrok Velly-Hard.
Piss...you wanna bry Hat ? $20 dorrar to you my flend...
Wi Wrok Velly-Hard.
Piss...you wanna bry Hat ? $20 dorrar to you my flend...
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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I like the 'Execution in progress' one, I'll have to get some of them for when I'm in power...
El Presidente
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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But when it comes to eating Cat ears that is probably correct that one. After all they are Chinese....
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Quality
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Hahaha my favourite. ..
"Fries pulls out the rotton child"
Wtf??
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"Fries pulls out the rotton child"
Wtf??
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Jamie 
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Let me explain this to you carefully. Read this message really slowly if it helps you?Jamoi wrote:Hahaha my favourite. ..
"Fries pulls out the rotton child"
Wtf??
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"Fries" is a necrophiliac and and a paedophile.
Slowly approaching the more bikes than birthdays achievement
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Made me hungry now, and laugh.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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Yeah thats the trouble with these Chinese sign jokes, 5 mins after laughing at the first one you want another helping...tony.mon wrote:Made me hungry now, and laugh.
May I suggest Clap Joke #246 followed by a helping of Clap Joke #258...It might help if you lead them in a Chinese accent...RSole
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Reminds me of a Chinese guy who came in the wood merchants I used to work at.
He walks in, I'm behind the serving counter. Young and enthusiastic in my first 'proper' job.
Me- "Good morning Sir, may I help you?"
Him-"Want wood...long!"
Me-"Certainly Sir, if you'd like to let me know the sort of thing you're looking for, I'll get it cut to size for you. What sort of wood and size are you looking for?"
"Wood...long....fordy four!"
"Forty four inches Sir, no problem."
"No, fordy four."
Oh, sorry, forty four centimetres?"
"NO! Fordy Four!
"Um..forty four...millimetres???"
NO! FORDY FOURRRR!
This went round in circles with his continuously screaming louder and louder, "FORDY FOURRRRRRR!!!" until the manager, who was now listening, (as were the whole office and warehouse staff, now standing and watching through all doorways and serving hatches, not unlike a colony of Meercats), glided out of his office and diplomatically 'took over.'
Manager- "My apologies Sir, may I help?"
Him- (Now stamping his feet and waving hands around wildly) "I WANT WOOOOOD!!! LOOOONG!!!! FORDY FOURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
"I see, forty four Inches, Sir?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Centimetres Sir?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Um......if you could please write down on this paper here what you would like Sir, maybe we can help??"
So the angry Chinese man grabbed the pen, frowned at me, frowned at the manager, and wrote..........
"For the floor"....floorboards.
He walks in, I'm behind the serving counter. Young and enthusiastic in my first 'proper' job.
Me- "Good morning Sir, may I help you?"
Him-"Want wood...long!"
Me-"Certainly Sir, if you'd like to let me know the sort of thing you're looking for, I'll get it cut to size for you. What sort of wood and size are you looking for?"
"Wood...long....fordy four!"
"Forty four inches Sir, no problem."
"No, fordy four."
Oh, sorry, forty four centimetres?"
"NO! Fordy Four!
"Um..forty four...millimetres???"
NO! FORDY FOURRRR!
This went round in circles with his continuously screaming louder and louder, "FORDY FOURRRRRRR!!!" until the manager, who was now listening, (as were the whole office and warehouse staff, now standing and watching through all doorways and serving hatches, not unlike a colony of Meercats), glided out of his office and diplomatically 'took over.'
Manager- "My apologies Sir, may I help?"
Him- (Now stamping his feet and waving hands around wildly) "I WANT WOOOOOD!!! LOOOONG!!!! FORDY FOURRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
"I see, forty four Inches, Sir?"
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Centimetres Sir?"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"Um......if you could please write down on this paper here what you would like Sir, maybe we can help??"
So the angry Chinese man grabbed the pen, frowned at me, frowned at the manager, and wrote..........
"For the floor"....floorboards.
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That must have been hard not to piss your self laughing when the boss got it wrong as well
AMcQ
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Mor clap jokes please!