the angry wife

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iggy1966
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the angry wife

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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?" "There is," he replied. "Breakfast."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
terrier
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Husband returning

Post by terrier »

A guy leaves to his friend "to play some chess".

Three hours later he comes back smelling of gin and everything.

His wife nags: "Why you're smelling of alchohol after playing your chess?!"

- "What I am supposed to smell of - chess?"
FLYING LOW
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