Uho;y Priest

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stevieVTR
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Uho;y Priest

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A Priest was seated next to an Aussie on a flight to New Zealand.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a Bundy rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink..
He replied in disgust "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Heheheheheheeeee. I went out with an Aussie priest last year... Wonder which he'd choose :? .
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Post by RAINMAKER »

Have you no shame woman,

Ok heres a 'poll' how many had a priest, nun, vicar, high priestess, hell this could turn into the 'Rocky horror picture show'.
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Post by iggy1966 »

Once went to see the Rocky Horror Show at a theatre, The group I was with decided to get dressed up I went as Frankenfurter complete with stockings and suspenders and bask. Then went into town for a few drinkies and can honestly say that I have never had so much attention from the ladies!!! It was a few years ago when I had hair and was'nt a fat bas*$rd!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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First album I ever owned... Rocky Horror Picture Show on Vinyl. Still a prized possession. :lol:
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