Micheal caines party

[iggy1966]

> Michael Caine's party-
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> Back in the Swinging Sixties, Michael Caine is holding a big Showbiz
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> party in his fiddler new house. Everyone who's anyone is there - top
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> stars from the worlds of movies and music, fashion and art. There's a
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> feast of pints, the best wines that money can buy, oysters,
champagne,
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> Lennon and McCartney are helping themselves at the bar, Jim Morrison
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> his band are sitting on the couch singing "Light My Fire", and over
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> the corner, George Peppard's getting very pally with Sophia Loren.
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> going really well, until Jim Morrison decides he's bored out of his
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> book "Oi, Jim," objects Michael Caine, "party's just got started.
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> about I get one of 'the ladies' to take you into the spare bedroom
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> bit of the 'how's yer father?'" "Fair play," nods Jim [well that's
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> his exact words, but you get the gist], "as long as she does the rest
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> the band, too." "Not a problem, Jim," smiles Michael, as he pulls a
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> young dolly bird in close and whispers some instructions in her ear.
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> Half an hour later, the young lass is just wiping her chin, when in
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> walks Ringo Starr from the Beatles. "Alright, luv?" he drones, "don't
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> suppose you fancy extending that service to me, do you?". The young
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> woman thinks about this for a second, then says What the hell!" and
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> proceeds to unzip Ringo's fly and get to work. Ringo's having a grand
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> time, until, mere moments before the end, The door opens and Michael
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> Caine bursts in. He grabs the young one by the back of the hair and
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> Slaps her hard across the face!
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> "I told you," Caine snarls.
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> (You're gonna love this)
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> (wait for it)
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>" You're only supposed to blow the bloody Doors off"