Crap joke #317

[MacV2]

Virt got caught trying ladies underwear on in Marks and Spencer.









"I'm trying them for my other half," He told the guard.











"OK, I thought you were just a pervert," he sighed.










"Oh no, Lloydie just thinks I'd look sexy in this," He said.

[VTRDark]

(:-})

[lloydie]

Thong ta thong ta thong

[MacV2]

(:-})

Euuughhhh....

[Virt]

I've got some pictures if you want, but even my ex was vomiting when she took them

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[lumpyv]

hey virt have you got any saucy photo,s of your ex ? ? ? ?



















do you want to buy some ??

[Virt]

Sure, how much? There's nothing I like better than making myself as depressed as possible

[lumpyv]

oh dear ?!

was she a bad un then ??

[Virt]

Quite the opposite!

I'm just a sad, lonely individual these days

[lloydie]

[VTRDark]

O Lloyd why O' why...you had to lower the tone

(:-})

[Virt]

I wouldn't say no!

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[lloydie]

O Lloyd why O' why...you had to lower the tone

(:-})

I didn't lower it ! I think she broke it :-)

[MacV2]

O Lloyd why O' why...you had to lower the tone

(:-})

You keep Tone out of this , & next time you see him tell Marty to stop cross dressing. It really, really doesn't work...

[lumpyv]

hee hee hee