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tony.wilde1
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christmas present

Post by tony.wilde1 »

A man's wife has an artificial leg. Shortly before Christmas, he buys her a new one and hides it in the closet. Unfortunately, she finds it and confronts him with it. "This wouldn't, by any chance, be my Christmas present, would it?" she asks. "No, of course not." responds her husband. "It's just a stocking filler."

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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

Put down the drugs and step away from the computer.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by sirch345 »

Tony I'm right, you need help :!: :lol:

Chris.
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VTRgirl
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Post by VTRgirl »

No way! Don't help that man! He's the funniest thing to ever join the forum!

Can't wait to tell that one to my next amputee patient! They ALL have a brilliant sense of humour about it. (Knowing my luck, the next one wont & I'll get the sack... :roll: )
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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