mother in law

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:31 am

The wife and the mother in law came with me to a nightclub last night when 6 big blokes started whacking her with barstools!!!!.......the wife said.."aren't you gonna help?"...."No " I said......6 should be enough!

Post by **sirch345** » Sun Dec 04, 2005 11:14 am

Thats a cracker

Sharpe1 · Post by **Sharpe1** » Mon Dec 05, 2005 10:06 am

Love it.

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:54 am

Reminds me of the cops who arrested a black fella. Gave him a dice to roll. Said if he rolls a 1, he gets bashed, a 2 he gets his head slammed in the patrol car door, a 3 he gets dunked in the public toilet, a 4 & the cuffs go on reeeeally tight, or a 5 & he accidentally gets run over by the patrol car. He says "what if I spin a 6?". The cop says "you get another spin".

Not sure quite why it reminds me of that... Maybe because of the "six" thing. Or maybe I'm just so stuffed I'm not thinking clearly. Probably the latter.

VTRgirl · Post by **VTRgirl** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 1:16 am

While we're on the topic of mothers in law... Everyone's probably heard this, but "mother-in-law" is an anagram of "woman hitler"...

Post by **sirch345** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:26 am

VTRgirl wrote:While we're on the topic of mothers in law... Everyone's probably heard this, but "mother-in-law" is an anagram of "woman hitler"...

No, I hadn't heard that one before

I must remember that

Chris.