A guy and a croc walk into a bar and the guy says "I'll have a pint, and one of your regulars for the croc."
The barman says "You cant do that!"
So the guy said "If you dont give him a regular then he goes psycho and will trash the bar."
The barman says "Ok take that old tramp in the corner."
So the croc does and they go.
Until the next day when they come back and ask for the same again. 1 pint and a regular for the croc. But the barman says "Sorry I have no regulars left! They all went after they heard about what happened the other night."
The guy said "Well you know what will happen now...."
That second a dwarf walked into the pub. The guy says "He'll do! If croc here eats him he wont trash the bar and we'll never come back."
The barman said fair doos.
So the croc ate the dwarf but then trashed the bar as well. The barman said "Why the hell did he do that!?"
And the guy replied "Sorry mate, he's a maniac when he's been on the shorts."
Bad joke time
Bad joke time
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
