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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own cond

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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tag-line...


Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
Tesco Condoms - every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger licking good.
Minstrels Condoms -melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you cant stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear
Condoms - for a longer ride go wide
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (Eeeuww!!.....)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit
of an animal
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
The Manchester United Condom... One Yank and your whole world falls apart :!: :!: :!: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Like it, like it, like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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keep taking the pills chris!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/url]
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tony.wilde1 wrote:keep taking the pills chris!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/url]
I think they're starting to work :!: :lol:

It was very generous and kind of you to send me some of yours to try :!: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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