octopus

[tony.wilde1]

A man goes into a pub with Olly the Octopus on his arm. He plonks it on the bar and bets everyone (for one pint) that this Octopus can play any musical instrument. A regular approaches the man and says ‘OK, you’re on, here’s a trumpet, I bet Olly can’t play this!’. Olly grabs the trumpet and gives a perfect rendition of a french horn. A pint appears on the bar. Another regular has a clarinet and again, bets the man that Olly can’t play it. Olly delivers the goods once again and plays the clarinet to a tee. Another pint appears on the bar. Then, a Scotsman named Jock, puts his bagpipes on the bar and says ‘Right, have a go at playing these. I bet you can’t!’ Olly looks at the pipes for about 5 minutes before circling them and scratching his head. ‘See’ says Jock, ‘he can’t do it’. Another 5 minutes elapses and the Scotsman is getting anxious. ‘Well’, he booms ‘are ya gonna play the pipes or not?’ he asks the puzzled Octopus. ‘Play them?’ replies Olly. ‘As soon as I’ve worked out how to remove its pyjamas, I’m gonna shag it!”

[Badger]

The old ones are the best, Tony

Alan

[sirch345]

keep taking the tablets mate

[SILVER ZIPPER]

Tony you need help